Lubang Hidung

Saya nak promote lubang hidung paling cantik. Cuba teka yang mana satu lubang hidung milik saya?

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Introducing.....My Ugly Kambing

Nak update blog tapi tak tau nak tulis apa. Kalau downdate bleh tak hehehee....tengah lunch hour macam ni rajin mengorek folder-folder gambar yang berlambak tu. Tetiba je terbuka yang ni hehehe.....kelakar la....gambar ni amik ntah zaman bila tak ingat tapi dah lama la....maybe 2007. Masa ni tengah nak tengok movie kat Jusco Balakong....bosan-bosan amik la gambar hehehee....ni la mangsanya....ngeh...ngeh...ngeh...


Haleem becoming Honey Bunny...cumilnyeerrrr...


So real la....see who take the picture la....


Haleem Presly singing.......coz i...can't help....falling in love....with uu.....


So sweeet...mat bunga...uwekk...


Malaysia BOLEH!!!


kontrol macho.....


You're my angel....my lovely angel...hihihiii....

Sayang You Can Blahh!!!!

OOooooo....bukan sayang yang tu ok, yang ni filem terbaru Sharifah Amani dan Samuel Rizal

Sayang You Can Dance

Errmmmmm......what can i say about this movie?

EEEuuuoooowwwwwwwwwww........keji.....keji...KEJI btol movie ni! Kelas lakonan yang paling buruk sekali pernah aku tengok. Aku ingatkan Cinta Metropolitan lakonan KRU yang paling over the kayu sekali....rupanya ada lagi kayu daripada tu.

Ada beberapa sebab kenapa aku boleh kategorikan filem ni sebagai garbage of the year (walaupun baru bulan Mac...)...uhukk... :

1. Filem yang takde fokus. So kira dia melilau ikut suka dia nak gi mana....apa yang cuba Mr Director nak sampaikan bagi aku tak sampai. Yess...aku rasa dia memang banyak idea nak tunjuk....tapi TERLALU BANYAK sampai hilang fokus.

2. Kelas lakonan yang aammmmTTTTT la very the kayu chopstick!! kayu chopstick pun leh berlakon lagi bagus la....yang ni bukan Amani atau Samuel Rizal, tetapi Ebi dengan group members tarian dia....termasuklah Carmen Soo. Dafi? boleh tahan la.....

3. Karekter yang tak logik. Ramie (Samuel Rizal) ada ayah asal Sarawak dan mak dia orang Indonesia. Mak dia dah mati sejak dia kecik lagi so dia duduk kat Sarawak nun ngan ayah dia la. Tapi yang tak baper nak logiknya tu....sampai sekarang (dah besar panjang ni) dia speaking loghat indon lagi. Logik ke tu? sedangkan aku tengok ayah dia cakap real loghat sarawak lagi tok...*kalo nak pikir positif....kunun2 bibik dia orang indon la kot, tapi mana ada watak bibik? ke dah mati kot..

Kesimpulanya mudah saja....aku frust. Sangat membazir duit aku je beli tiket. Kalo bukan sebab aku terkenangkan duit tiket tu, aku dah angkat kaki dulu. Bosan sampai aku rasa nak jogging je kat dalam panggung tu. Tapi bukan la setap inci cerita ni aku tak suka, ada satu benda yang aku....yup....the poster is very nice....this one that attract me at first place to go and watch the movie.

^^Kenapa la agaknya Sharifah Amani boleh terima nak berlakon dalam movie ni?^^

*well, it's only my two cents opinion...who knows, others might found it very fun and entertaining movie..kihh...kihh...kihhh....*

Tag Promosi Gambar

I've received a challenge from kak ija....ala....bukan susahh ponn..... hehe.... like a peanut la wei. Tag ni aku nak suh bukan 6 people...tapi aku nak tag sorang jerr....JALIL!!!!!! Sila amik challenge ni IF U DARE....!!!! Come on la....BE A MAN!!!

Tag's instruction:

Go to your photos folder in your computer. Go to the 6th folder of photos. Go to the 6th picture in that folder. Put the picture on your blog and a description of it. Invite six friends to join the challenge. Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged.

I've 4 picture folders in in my PC (this PC belong to the office actually..he..he...) so i've got the big oppurtunity to jaja all these exclusive pictures la kan? ngeh...ngeh..ngehh....suka ati aku la, i'm the registered proprietor of this blog. So here we go.....i have 4 folders of picture and here are the 6th pictures of the 6th folder inside my 4 picture's folders....(teraburnya english aku adoii...!!!)

Picture 1: apa binatang ni? aku pun tak tau....nape ada dalam pc aku? sebab aku suka simpan gambar benda2 comel macam binatang ni.

Picture 2 : Ni gambar amik kat Lumut masa kusus DPA dulu. Tengah ready nak wat rock climbing....sempat posing dulu bersama kengkawan (from left : Zafirah, Meow, Me and Diana)

Picture 3 : Ni member masa kerja di Sabah dulu....nama dia aku dah ingat2 lupa la....adoii...kontrak 3 bulan wat projek Banci Pertanian dengan Statistic Dept. Time tu takyah gi interview pun sbb aku ada kabel dasar laut baekk punya heheheee....kabel itu adalah kakak aku sendirik ngeh...ngeh..ngeh...

Picture 4 : Gambar blur ini diambil pas kami rehearsel koir utk Malam KSN....pun masa DPA. (from left : Saedah, Me, Arni, Zafirah (again hehehe....) and Rani)

Akhirnya...aku dah penuhi syarat kehidupan

Yes!!!....akhirnya aku dah sama level dengan orang-orang yang pernah jatuh tersembam di khalayak ramai....diulangi....di KHALAYAK RAMAI. Malu?oooo.....terperi.....tak penah aku rasa malu tahap ni. Sakit? oooo.....memang la sakit lutut aku, tapi still tak sama tahap malu tu hehehee....

So, aku memang malu...tapi aku selalu percaya setiap manusia normal akan jatuh tersembam tak kira la kat mana-mana pun. So kira aku dah patuh pada syarat yang ni la.....peluang untuk jatuh tersembam di khalayak ramai mungkin dah takde lagi untuk aku di masa hadapan sebab aku dah cukup syarat..ngehh..ngehh..ngehhh....

Berhati-hati pada yang tak cukup syarat lagi...ni peringatan...kehh...kehh...kehhh...Nak wat bodo jer kalo dah jatuh tersembam?? oooo.....terpulang pada tahap ketebalan tembok muka masing-masing. AKU PUNYA NIPIS TADI....

p/s ; pasni aku kene carik petrol station baru....at least untuk 2-3 minggu ni dulu. Mana ada shell terdekat lagi selain Presint 8?

Thank Q For the great comment B!!!!!

hehehe.....he finally read my blog and i managed to forced him to answer the tag i did before....nice one ehh b....ooo.....ko nak malukan aku ek....this one i ccopy from kotak komen to show my appreciation to him for spending his 'precious' time with my blog ngeh...ngeh...ngeh...

1.SHE’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
AMAZING RACE LA SAMPAI GADUH2 DULU TAK NAK KUAR.... PASTU CSI LA, TAMBAH KARAOKE LG...TP PITCHING SELALU LARI MAIN2 NYAYI..... N LAST SKALI BOLA TP TU DULU TAH NAPE SEKARANG TAK NAK TGK LG SBB ASTO KAK IJA PUNYA KO TAKPE NANTI KITA BELI KITA PUNYA SENDIRI K YANG - macam mana la aku nak tengok bola lagik? dah every weekend bz teman ko jerr ke sana ke mari...huh...

2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does SHE get on his salad?
HUH NEVER GO FOR A HEALTHTY FOOD SEMUA NAK ADE MINYAK2...EEEE - fitnah...fitnah...fitnah...huhuhuu....

3. What’s one food She doesn’t like?
SEMUA AKU TGK DIA SAPU TOLAK BATU NGAN KAYU JER - sampai ati...huhuhu....nanti aku start makan batu ngan kayu baru tau...

4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does She order?
NASI GORENG KAMPUNG TOMYAM AYAM N AIR DIA TAK TENTU APA TEKAK DIA RASA NAK MINUM DIA SEBAT - very the true one heheheheeee............

5. Where did She go to high school?
ALAMAK KANTOI GUA LUPA - SMK Taman Fajar la....but never mind la...tak citer banyak pun dengan dia pasal sekolah aku....so no wonder he doesn't know...huhuhuuu.......

6. What size shoes does he wear?
ALAH SENANG LA SIZE 5 - size standard la kan hehehe....kalo x tau mau kena hempuk kapla lu.......

7. If She was to collect anything, what would it be?
APA LAGI KASUT LA........- ngehh...ngehh....ngehh....

8. What is hER favorite type of sandwich?
TUNA JER KAN DAH AKU DAH CAKAP MINAH NI MANA NAK MKN SGT HEALHTY FOOD - fitnah lagi hehehehe...............#errr....tapi macam betol plak...

9. What would this person eat every day if She could?
NI AKU TAU....... BENDA YANG DIA NAK MAKAN HARI2 ADALAH APA BENDA YANG AKU MASAK... NAK SURUH DIA MASAK HUH - kena la belajar masak untuk aku kan....nanti dah kawin senang sket heheheee....lagipun dia masak lagi sedap banding aku...seriouslyy......huhuhuu....

10. What is hER favorite cereal?
NO HEALTHTY FOOD PLEASE - i used to eat cereal doulu-doulu tau....tapi aku jenis cepat bosan....so kekadang aku tukar makan roti jerr for breakfast.....sekarang i love to eat anything wit ikan sardin for breakfast!!! huhuhuuu.....pasni dah bosan aku rasa nak tukar balik makan cereal la...dah ada orang tu komplen aku tak makan healthy food......ngeh.....ngeh.....ngeh.......

11. What would She never wear?
BAJU YANG TAKDE LENGGAN SBB DIA KATA LENGAN DIA TAK CANTIK HEHEHEHE - tak baik cekci2 kan? hehehe....

12. What is hER favorite sports team?
MAN U HUH BORING......- boring?? tengok league table la then u know....GLORY-GLORY MAN UNITED..!!!

13. Who did She vote for?
MIAH NI MANA PERGI MENGUNDI - so true.......

14. Who is hER best friend?
MEMBER OFIS DIA N MEMBER DPA DIA..... BOB,K EJA, IRA, CENCILIA N ACHA - huhuhuu....

15. What is something you do that She wishes you wouldn’t do?
GO TO A GYM.... MAIN BADMINTON LEPAK DGN KEKAWAN SBB BENDA2 NI AKAN WAT AKU LUPA KAT DIA KEJAP TP DIA TAU AKU SAYANG KAT DIA KAN SAYANG - i used to hate all his 'healthy' activity..... yes it's true coz like wat he said before....tapi sekarang i've learned to cope with his life and i actually love it....as long as he is happy then i'm ok with it......that's why aku nak try gi gym jugakk...

16. What is hER heritage?
CINO KADAZAN - correction.....it's SINO KADAZAN ok.....not CINO KADAZAN.......

17. What is hER favourite colour?
PINK LA KAN N COKLAT- pandainyaaaa............

18. What is hER habit?
SUKA KOREK HIDUNG N CELET KAT AKU PASTU KENA BALIK LA - huahuahuaaa...........

19. What is She proud of?
HER MOM.... BROTHER... N OFF COURSE ME LA HEHEHE ADA PAKWE GILA CAM NI - :-)

20. Lastly, do you think She will read this?
HUH..... SHE FORCED ME TO REPLY ALL THOSE QUESTION.... OFF COURSE SHE READ.... - jangan la marah hehehe............. ;P

Magic Dog

Dear friends....take a good look at this dog. A magic dog who can stand by his two feet....memang hebat giler....


Magic dog always bring great laughter to human. He entertain people with his skill standing with only two feet...n walking like a man.



u see arr....human do adore him....siap bukak pintu lagi untuk magic dog...ala2 VIP plak...


But......look wat magic dog really is......

How mUch Did U knoW aBout Him?

I found a very interesting tag in ceera's blog.....oleh kerana she doesn't even know me...so i don't even bother to cilok and kaut this tag from her blog hehehe.....but credit to ceera...n peeja....i love to read both blogs coz they have the natural writting skill....tak over and very the ringan one hehehe....

Rules:
Here’s a chance to see how well you really know your husband/boyfriend/lover. Cut, paste and fill in the answers, then shoot, you know what to do. The real challenge is to send it to your husband/boyfriend/lover to see how right you really are.

I would open this tag for all who's reading laa.....jangan malu2 k....hehehe...

1. He’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
HBO, Star movies, cinemax, badminton.......ermmm....PS2....melalak....karaoke pun on TV screen jugak kan hahahaaa....

2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
Salad? never seen him before eating salad...but if he does in the future....maybe mushroom or black papper kot...

3. What’s one food he doesn’t like?
sos cili maggie....it doesn't taste real chili

4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?
keow teow goreng wit daging masak merah or telur mata wit a cup of neskepe suam hehehe.....i know la....

5. Where did he go to high school?
SMK Sultan Abdul Aziz Shah (SAAS) Kajang a.k.a Sekolah anak-anak setan hehehehehe....ni dia yg sendirik cakap...

6. What size shoes does he wear?
9 ....no half or quater...just 9....

7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
collect? is this like collecting stamp or wat? ermm....raket badminton la apa lagi hahaha....dah ada 4 nak lagi tu collect 1 kan b hehehee....jgn tipuuu arrr....

8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?
tuna wit cheese or hotdog rebus ngan roti kosong je hehehe...

9. What would this person eat every day if he could?
hotdog rebus n keow teow goreng all the wayyyy...................arrrrhhh.......stresS aku!!!

10. What is his favorite cereal?
cereal? My b doesn't eat cereal....never seen him eating cereal before ...

11. What would he never wear?
pink t-shirt n jaket....and.....baju melayu...believe it or not.....ooo....of coz he wear it but only for sembahyang raya ngeh...ngeh....ngeh...

12. What is his favorite sports team?
chelsea and he loves bandminton so much...

13. Who did he vote for?
##sshhhh......PAS...hehehe.....

14. Who is his best friend?
Dak2 giler kajang hehehe.....aril, ah chong kee, ara, dedau, iqbal, lalat, adib, who else arr? errmmm.....am i on his list?

15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?
spending like crazy wit my credit card hahahahaha......

16. What is his heritage?
javanese plus...belah emak dia apa ekk? ada mix cina but he doesn't have that chinese look at all....hihihihii...

17. What is his favourite colour?
OMG!!!!....never knew one....i think he's open wit any kaler....

18. What is his habit?
tido.....tido...dan tido.........pantang ada masa....tidoooooooooo jerrr...........eeee..............geramnya aku....!!!!!

19. What is he proud of?
body dia yg ala-ala tough tu hahaha...and his car....and his little sister gundu hani nadira...hehehe....

20. Lastly, do you think he will read this?
not untill i told him so la.....tu pun tak sure lagi....